Hay Bay; ๐Ÿ’Ž๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ฐ


hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

letmedothis:

let me take the reins 
be-sex:

 
textmesomethingdirty:

God Bless You!!
pinkrazr:

The “im mad at you but still fuckin wid u” hand hold
  • You: you smell nice.
  • Me: thanks it's the weed.
blue-eyed-hanji:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

hear hear
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